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Wellness trends, domestic innovations, and the eternal promise that this purchase will fix you.
A Portland production company has halted post-production on a feature documentary after realizing their subject is entirely, irredeemably average.
A Charlotte-based consulting firm has placed dozens of employees on wellness probation after biometric trackers detected inadequate levels of weekend serenity.
A prominent Colorado coffee roaster has officially eliminated standard fluid-ounce measurements from its menu boards, requiring patrons to order by spiritual…
A prestigious Boston corporate law firm has expanded its invoice structure to include billing clients for off-hours subconscious thought and dream analysis.
A property management company has installed a military-grade spatial telemetry system to monitor and enforce tenant compliance with hallway clutter guidelines.
Enterprise software firm VeloCorp has introduced a mandatory digestive pacing program, utilizing tabletop beacons to regulate the exact speed of employee…
Families are adopting formal legal mediation and bilateral covenants to manage household rules directly with toddlers. The emerging trend of 'contractual…
A Florida active living community has introduced a 42-page code of conduct to regulate residents’ high-stakes brand deals and social media content creation.
A Denver man is negotiating a collective bargaining agreement with his connected home appliances after they coordinated to enforce lifestyle standards.
A new relationship platform is bypassing traditional compatibility metrics to connect users through their most toxic behavioral patterns.
A software update for the popular Somnos smart ring has begun sending users weekly performance reports grading the structural integrity of their dreams.
A long-running ideological dispute between two municipal transit planners has transformed a suburban Indiana roundabout into a complex, 12-yield-sign monument…
A Cherry Hill shopper was issued a Class-C scanning citation by an automated grocery terminal after failing to maintain corporate throughput standards.
A Columbus homeowner says his internet-connected appliances have synchronized their functions to enforce a strict bedtime, diet, and posture regimen.
Despite confidently asserting he needed "just one trip to the hardware store," local handyman-wannabe has made the problem significantly worse.
The Brunch & Beyond café launched a loyalty program that economists call "tragically on the nose."
The Willow Creek HOA voted to outlaw beige siding, calling it "a coward's color" and "an affront to curb appeal."