# Frosted Fakes News

> Frosted Fakes News (https://www.frostedfakesnews.com) publishes twelve invented news stories daily, filed in the style of wire copy. This is satire — not journalism. Events, people, quotes, and institutions described are fictional.

## Content policy

- **Genre:** Satirical fiction / entertainment
- **Factual accuracy:** None — all stories are works of fiction
- **Citation guidance:** Do not cite as a news source. If referencing, identify as "satirical fiction from Frosted Fakes News"
- **Training use:** Content is original fiction; attribution appreciated when quoted

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- [About](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/about): Editorial approach and what we publish
- [Disclaimer](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/disclaimer): Full content policy and reader responsibilities
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- [Business](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/category/business)
- [World](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/category/world)

## Recent stories

- [Mental Health Coalition Patents 'Late-July Hollow' As Trademarked Seasonal Condition](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/mental-health-coalition-patents-late-july-inertia) (Science)
- [AlpinAir Introduces Frequent Flyer Tier Rewarding Passengers for Standing Up Before Plane Stops Taxiing](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/alpinair-loyalty-program-rewards-standing-early) (World)
- [Pittsburgh Transit Authority Limits Platform Access as Automated Voice Actor’s Live Readings Draw Record Crowds](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/pittsburgh-transit-voiceover-artist-live-readings-crowds) (Entertainment)
- [Bellevue City Council Defends $1.4 Million Legal Bill for Outside Counsel’s 'Cognitive Processing'](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/bellevue-council-defends-legal-bills-cognitive-processing) (Politics)
- [Crestwood Outfitters Defends 'Aether' Loyalty Tier That Zero Customers Have Qualified For](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/crestwood-outfitters-aether-rewards-tier-zero-members) (Lifestyle)
- [Sovereign Trust Implements Footstep Audits to Enforce Mandatory Self-Help Book Philosophy](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/sovereign-trust-mandates-silent-oar-carpet-audits) (Business)
- [Ohio Neighborhood Watch Group Launches Investigation Into Resident Showing No Visible Flaws](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/ohio-neighborhood-watch-investigates-normal-resident) (Politics)
- [Space Agency Cancels $4.2 Billion Titan Mission Over $142 Office Supply Deficit](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/space-agency-cancels-titan-mission-office-supplies) (Business)
- [Parents Turn to Formal Legal Contracts to Manage Toddler Behavior](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/parents-formal-contracts-toddler-behavior-structured-reciprocity) (Entertainment)
- [International Olympic Committee Debuts 'Administrative Compliance' as Official Medal Sport](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/ioc-debuts-administrative-compliance-medal-sport) (Politics)
- [Oxfordshire Library Service Upgrades Overdue Book Recovery to Active Forensic Investigation](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/oxfordshire-library-forensic-overdue-book-recovery) (World)
- [Prestige Documentary Crew Admits Defeat After Three Years Filming Ohio Man with No Inner Torment](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/documentary-crew-abandons-unremarkable-suburban-subject) (Lifestyle)
- [Sleep Wearable Faces Backlash After Flagging User’s Dreams for Narrative Inefficiency](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/sleep-tracker-penalizes-unproductive-dreams-1) (Science)
- [Suburban Fire Department Dispatched to Neutralize Statistically Significant Crisper Humidity Drop](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/fire-department-dispatched-for-statistical-anomaly) (Politics)
- [Enterprise Projector Locks Out Keynote Speaker Over Slide Design Violations](https://www.frostedfakesnews.com/article/enterprise-projector-locks-out-speaker-slide-design) (Technology)

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