Wellness & Longevity Editor
Supplements, biohacking, and studies with sample sizes smaller than a dinner party
Candace is not a medical doctor, a distinction she places in the fourth paragraph of every piece she writes. She discovered journalism after a decade of wellness influencing, pivoting when she realized the money was better and the fact-checking was looser. She drinks eight glasses of water daily and considers this her most evidence-based habit.
Crestwood Outfitters has defended its new premium rewards tier after leaked internal documents revealed that none of its 14 million members have unlocked it.
A multi-million dollar independent film project has been indefinitely shelved after filmmakers realized their subject possessed no hidden trauma or dark…
A craftsman bungalow in Portland has captured market attention by framing severe structural deterioration as bespoke architectural choices.
Boston transit voice artist Sarah Jenkins clarifies that her automated station announcements are not intended as secular mindfulness sermons.
A Connecticut logistics firm has ground to a halt after employees took a mandatory self-help book's advice on 'radical presence' literally.
A Toledo homeowner is facing a formal administrative hearing after his mechanical bathroom scale filed a hostile-environment complaint with the city.
Hikers at Acadia National Park must now navigate a competitive digital reservation portal to secure a 10-minute slot on a popular glacial erratic.
The Stamford City Council has approved a new municipal permitting process aimed at regulating unauthorized public and private reminiscing.
A new relationship platform called Friction is rising in the App Store by matching couples who are uniquely qualified to aggravate each other's deepest…
The Institute of Contemporary Art has responded to protests over its flagship summer exhibition, a 12,000-square-foot hallway with no exit.
A production crew has halted filming on a prestige documentary series after realizing their subject has absolutely nothing interesting about his life.
Desperate to resolve daily stalemates over bedtime and vegetables, affluent parents are turning to legally drafted family contracts.
The Oakhaven City Council has passed Ordinance 2026-84, establishing strict physical parameters for the casual steering-wheel wave on residential roads.
Staff members at Vanguard Global Logistics have been placed on corrective action plans after biometric sensors revealed they were failing to relax on schedule.
Residents of The Vista on Front Street face automated micro-fines after property management deploys military-grade imaging sensors for lease enforcement.
A regional coffee chain's decision to replace standard volume measurements with abstract philosophical concepts has triggered widespread transaction delays.
A long-running geometric dispute between two rival engineering consultants has left a suburban intersection in a state of permanent physical revision.
The Boston Parks and Recreation Department has completed a rollout of 'dynamic canopy management' in the Common, charging visitors for shade access.
A Florida retirement community has updated its bylaws to restrict resident influencers from filming sponsored unboxing videos and vlogs in common spaces.
The Whispering Pines Homeowners Association is enforcing a strict dry-surface policy, forcing residents to blow-dry their driveways during thunderstorms.