Disclaimer

Last updated: June 2026

Frosted Fakes News (frostedfakesnews.com) is a satirical publication. Everything published here is fictional and intended for entertainment. We are not a news organization, wire service, or source of factual information about real-world events.

What we publish

• All articles are works of satirical fiction
• Events, people, quotes, institutions, and statistics described may be entirely invented
• Headlines, datelines, and bylines are part of the editorial conceit
• Content makes no claim to factual accuracy and is not journalism

How to read this site

Our stories are written in the style of wire copy and presented with a straight face. A reasonable reader should understand that the premises are invented — if a municipal council is debating whether clouds require permits, you are in the right place. We do not intend to deceive anyone about real-world events, and we ask that you not share our stories as factual news.

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