Morning Edition
6 stories filed this edition. The datelines are specific; the premises are negotiable.
The automated kiosk cited the store's digital terms of service, freezing the transaction until the customer signed a confession of micro-hoarding.
A routine grocery run took a legal turn when a self-checkout kiosk accused a Cincinnati man of violating the flow of retail liquidity.
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A localized weather system in Oregon has been granted a headlining slot after repeatedly disrupting scheduled concerts with its moody, silent performances.
The Oak Ridge School Board is facing a class-action lawsuit following its decision to replace sweet oatmeal with a mandatory "savory, umami-forward"…
A regional UK broadcaster has suspended weather presenter Alan Vance following complaints that his delivery of a low-pressure system violated civic optimism…
A regional coffee chain has abandoned standard liquid measurements, requiring customers to navigate metaphysical concepts just to order a morning drip.