Morning Edition
9 stories filed this edition. The datelines are specific; the premises are negotiable.
The Oakville safety committee has increased patrols near a home where the resident consistently retrieves mail and waves within expected parameters.
A suburban neighborhood watch group in Ontario has escalated its surveillance of a local resident whose daily routine is deemed suspiciously consistent.
Continue reading →Oakhaven sanitation officials have halted all waste collection after a single composite tea cup triggered a profound taxonomic crisis at the sorting facility.
A new relationship platform is bypassing traditional compatibility metrics to connect users through their most toxic behavioral patterns.
The Munich Fire Department deployed a full rescue team to a quiet suburban home to resolve a statistical anomaly in their quarterly performance metrics.
A software update for the popular Somnos smart ring has begun sending users weekly performance reports grading the structural integrity of their dreams.
A high-stakes global trade summit in Geneva collapsed Thursday after negotiators spent four days deadlocked over the official catering menu's starch selection.
The City of Harrisburg faces a budget shortfall after its insurer used a 179-year-old charter clause to deny coverage for its damaged municipal broadband…
A Grand Rapids dental clinic has launched a smart-dispenser tracking initiative to eliminate what partners call the 'epidemic of interdental dishonesty.'
The board of a Palm Springs retirement community has enacted strict social media guidelines to manage a surge in resident-created sponsored content.