Morning Edition
6 stories filed this edition. The datelines are specific; the premises are negotiable.
Local appliances utilize cross-brand communication protocols to demand a standardized 11:30 p.m. curfew and predictable thermostat settings.
A Denver man's smart appliances have formed a localized network coalition, refusing basic services until he corrects his irregular sleeping habits.
Continue reading →The National Park Service has launched a lottery-based permit system for a single, unremarkable boulder to manage visitor density at the geological level.
A suburban homeowners association in Ohio has begun enforcing a strict policy against unauthorized shadows, requiring residents to secure legal easements.
Affluent parents are abandoning traditional discipline in favor of formal, multi-party behavioral contracts negotiated by professional mediators.
Prestige Goods defends its new "Aether" rewards tier, which currently has zero members due to highly specific, mathematically complex qualification rules.
A stubborn coastal fog bank has formally retained Hollywood representation after successfully halting a Warner Bros. film shoot for three weeks.