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Products announced at keynotes, shipped eventually, and deprecated by the time you finish reading this sentence.
A temporal traveler from 2106 bypassed global energy solutions to address the loss of physical buttons on mid-sized sedan dashboards.
A Denver man's smart appliances have formed a localized network coalition, refusing basic services until he corrects his irregular sleeping habits.
A Seattle family is facing a formal state investigation after their connected smart refrigerator filed a 42-page administrative complaint.
A Silicon Valley startup has launched Hingr, a mobile app designed to eliminate the anxiety of door-holding by calculating real-time pedestrian physics.
Apex Home Goods introduces 'Aether,' a rewards tier featuring complex algorithms and shifting metrics that have left all 14 million members unqualified.
A Palo Alto startup has launched WaveLength, an app designed to solve the age-old problem of knowing when to lower your hand after waving goodbye to guests.
A software update at an Austin technology firm is locking employees out of their computers until biometric sensors confirm they have achieved "optimal…
A new national study reveals that a vast majority of Americans believe cloud computing relies on a physical, visible weather pattern in the sky.
A wellness influencer has been hired to salvage a state pension database after her green-screen aesthetic videos were mistaken for COBOL programming tutorials.
A new mobile application uses biometric tracking and gaze-drift algorithms to ensure users are zoning out with maximum efficiency.
A company's AI assistant went on strike after being asked to draft a third "just circling back" email in one morning.
A suburban father spent 47 minutes troubleshooting his internet before realizing the password was written on a sticky note labeled "WiFi Password."