Morning Edition
9 stories filed this edition. The datelines are specific; the premises are negotiable.
The Whispering Pines Board of Directors cites a 1994 covenants loophole to assert sovereign control over its cul-de-sacs.
A suburban Florida homeowners association has established a formal border control checkpoint, demanding visas and vehicle manifests from municipal workers.
Continue reading →A new premium tier of the Loomis & Vance rewards program remains entirely empty due to highly complex, mathematically baffling qualification rules.
A suburban school board meeting degenerated into a five-hour debate over "The Gribble," a mascot with no known origin story or biological equivalent.
A regional supermarket self-checkout kiosk in Maryland placed a shopper under corporate detention after detecting a failure to scan at optimal retail speed.
A mandatory corporate reading initiative at Apex Global Solutions has led to widespread operational stillness, as employees refuse to move or speak to prove…
A new study by the National Institute of Behavioral Sciences confirms that the phrase is a non-binding linguistic placebo designed to end social encounters.
Faced with daily tantrums, suburban parents are hiring corporate mediators to draft legally binding bilateral contracts with their toddlers.
Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have confirmed that personal items placed inside closed drawers continue to exist in those exact…
A standard three-speed Honeywell desk fan has sold for $1.8 million at auction after a database error listed the office appliance as a rare kinetic sculpture.