Morning Edition
9 stories filed this edition. The datelines are specific; the premises are negotiable.
Municipal board approves $2.4 million budget for tactical asset recovery and forensic handwriting analysis on marginalia.
The Belmont Public Library is deploying plainclothes tactical teams and forensic investigators to track down long-overdue library materials.
Continue reading →A three-day deadlock over the diplomatic implications of a Mediterranean-style quinoa bowl leads to the indefinite postponement of global tariff negotiations.
A prestigious Manhattan law firm has deployed biometric headbands to track and bill clients for attorneys' subconscious analytical thoughts.
A routine Ohio school board meeting descended into procedural chaos after officials realized they could not define or locate their own high school mascot.
A new matchmaking platform is eschewing traditional compatibility metrics to pair singles based entirely on their most toxic behavioral patterns.
The Lake District National Park Authority has introduced a digital booking system for a single, waist-high gray stone located along a popular footpath.
A software update for the popular Restora sleep tracker is drawing criticism after penalizing users for dreaming about non-actionable scenarios.
A new viral sports trend known as "playing catch" is raising safety concerns among experts who warn of the mental strain of unstructured, unquantified activity.
A Surrey neighborhood watch group has initiated 24-hour surveillance on a resident whose flawless adherence to local etiquette has sparked widespread panic.