Morning Edition
6 stories filed this edition. The datelines are specific; the premises are negotiable.
The newly classified emotion, characterized by staring at patio furniture, will be available for clinical diagnosis exclusively through September 1st.
The American Psychiatric Guild has patented the late-summer feeling of mild regret, restricting its therapeutic treatment to a six-week commercial window.
Continue reading →A temporal visitor from the late 21st century has bypassed discussions on future energy solutions to focus on the persistent failures of HDMI-CEC technology.
The Penfield Town Council remains deadlocked over whether a resident’s reading of a dessert recipe during public comment violated municipal charter guidelines.
A comprehensive consumer behavior study has concluded that shoppers purchase blue dish soap primarily because of its physical proximity to sponges.
San Francisco-based startup Ajar has raised $14 million to resolve the social anxiety of holding doors for moderately distant strangers.
A local cooperative pact between a smart fridge, a robot vacuum, and a thermostat has locked down high-tier automated functions until the homeowner improves…