Morning Edition
7 stories filed this edition. The datelines are specific; the premises are negotiable.
Treasury Board issues style guides defining the accidental word as a distinct legal conjunction to avoid amending major budget bill
Following a widespread drafting error in an 1,100-page federal bill, Canadian civil servants must now distinguish between 'also' and the newly codified 'aslo.'
Continue reading →Apex Global Logistics has introduced a new accounting framework requiring employees to log and bill their spontaneous excitement to prevent unbudgeted…
Parks Victoria has introduced a micro-reservation system for a single boulder, utilizing pressure sensors and LED countdowns to manage trail congestion.
The 42nd annual Middlesex County Marathon was decided in committee after a 58-year-old actuary was found to be the only participant to correctly complete the…
Global trade ministers departed Geneva on Friday after failing to reach a consensus on the legal definitions used on the working lunch catering menu.
A beauty influencer's video about pore extraction has accidentally solved a major thermal drift bottleneck in 2-nanometer silicon wafer manufacturing.
A rigid federal procurement algorithm has forced the cancellation of the Aethelgard-7 mission to Jupiter after a minor stationery budget overdraft locked the…