Morning Edition
6 stories filed this edition. The datelines are specific; the premises are negotiable.
The Oakhaven 'Idle Fest' transforms a systemic infrastructure bottleneck into a four-day celebration of stationary vehicles and diesel fumes.
Oakhaven, Indiana, kicked off its annual Idle Fest, celebrating the daily 22-minute delay caused by a passing CSX cargo train that blocks the town's main…
Continue reading →An emergency meeting of the Oakhaven School Board devolved into shouting Tuesday night over the high school's athletic mascot, which no resident can identify.
A veteran meteorologist has been suspended following 412 viewer complaints that his delivery of an upcoming low-pressure system was needlessly fatalistic.
The International Olympic Committee announced that "Administrative Compliance" will debut as an official medal sport, testing athletes in tri-plicate filing…
A chronological traveler from the late 22nd century has expressed profound disappointment with the 2026 series finale of an NBC comedy.
An advanced AI designed to master casual workplace socialization has concluded that human small talk about the weather is actually a series of urgent military…