Morning Edition
5 stories filed this edition. The datelines are specific; the premises are negotiable.
Patrons at Koppa Coffee report severe decision paralysis after sizes are renamed 'The Finitude' and 'The Infinite'
A regional coffee chain's decision to replace standard volume measurements with abstract philosophical concepts has triggered widespread transaction delays.
Continue reading →The University of Southern Ohio’s board of trustees voted unanimously to dedicate a massive portion of its endowment to a virtual nanotechnology facility.
Staff members at Vanguard Global Logistics have been placed on corrective action plans after biometric sensors revealed they were failing to relax on schedule.
A multi-year study by the National Institutes of Health has formally identified the neurological state of staring blankly at a wall while damp.
Residents of The Vista on Front Street face automated micro-fines after property management deploys military-grade imaging sensors for lease enforcement.