Morning Edition
6 stories filed this edition. The datelines are specific; the premises are negotiable.
First responders cordoned off a suburban home after a ceramic mug bounced four times on tile without breaking, triggering regional entropy alarms.
Arlington emergency services deployed a hazardous materials team to a suburban kitchen Friday after a ceramic mug bounced four times without breaking.
Continue reading →The Asheville Community Playhouse has successfully tokenized the theatrical pause, requiring cast members to purchase blockchained assets to hold dramatic…
A Silicon Valley startup has launched Hingr, a mobile app designed to eliminate the anxiety of door-holding by calculating real-time pedestrian physics.
An international coalition of geophysicists has published a peer-reviewed study confirming that traveling in a straight line is faster than taking a detour.
A Stamford apartment building has deployed an automated military-grade surveillance system to monitor and fine tenants for minor lease infractions.
A suburban school board meeting descended into procedural gridlock over the historical significance of a school mascot that cannot be found in any official…